Pass the fried squirrel, maw. We're a-gonna celebrate. I've just been named Angry Hillbilly of the Week by a pay-to-show gallery whose overtures I declined. Sometimes you just can't make this stuff up.
3.16 update: In case they take the post down (again), click here; I pasted the content into a separate post. If you haven't read it yet, please do. It cleared my sinuses, and it might do the same for you.
3.23 update: OK, I stirred the pot a bit, but they're still at it, this time pulling in the co-op galleries. Like I said on FB, I must be doing something right. Links above.