The object is to "get your work in to Met and make history, " says The Game's creator, William Powhida. His gameboard lets you follow a path through the art world. Youth, a penis and friends in high places will propel you along the path--though interestingly, James Franco, who presumably has all three, is nowhere to be found..
Click onto William Powhida's blog for a better gameboard, a chart of the players, and the rules of the game. Remember, this is a game.