11.05.2013

Sexy Russian Ladies

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Bad blogger. I have not been posting regularly, but allow me to make it up to you with some bad poetry from the spam I've received recently.

I've used only the subject line info, verbatim. What's interesting is the subject matter. Maybe algorithms are targeting their subjects differently, or maybe we're seeing a sociological change of some sort. To wit: The penis-enlarger ads have, er, diminished while those for love and home improvement are on the rise.

 
Looking for something
Hi there
Are your windows looking a little dull?
You should add a sunroom to your home
Are you safe at home?
Open your tub and walk on in
Overweight? Lose 2-8 inches in hours
Bored with marriage?

Have a discreet encounter
Joints hurt? Try this
If you could look younger, why wouldn’t you?
Do you need pest control services?
Are your cords becoming a tangled mess?

Want to learn a new language fast?
Let’s chat then


Woman Looking
Allow me to introduce myself
Greetings from Miss Lea Edem
Greeings and salutations
Nice to meet you
My compliments to you
You look gorgeous
You’re my dream
Make me your girl


Stairway to Heaven
Hello dear, be blessed today
Sexy Russian ladies want to meet you
Your love story can start here . . .

Life is short, have an affair

Everyone wants one of these
The incredible expanding garden hose
Bigger size-extra fun
Free!
This could please your partner like never before
Feel like a superhero, no matter who you are
Be a super lover
Take your lady to heavens
Safe. Secure. No obligation.

 

7 comments:

india flint said...

oh i enjoyed this. thank you. best use for them!

Susan Christensen said...

brilliant!
thanks for the smile,
sus

Jo-Ann Sanborn said...

So funny! You did a great job of composing. Thanks for making me laugh this morning.

Eva said...

thank you for a laugh!

Adria Arch said...

This was awesome, Joanne!

Christine said...

Thank you! NOW they make sense..: ;)
They are the most absurd, annoying, pain in the ass things...so thank you for making it funny...

Cherry Jeffs said...

Excellent! You put that spam to good use!