1.15.2009

The Penis Monologs, Part 2

It's happened again. My inbox has grown to, er, huge proportions. Much bigger than I'm used to having. What to do? Another installment of The Penis Monologs, of course. (All phrases guaranteed verbatim.)

Part 1 here


Update Your Penis

Amend your problem of small dimension
Make it large and steady as a rock!
Express your masculinity better!
Boost your virility

Be admired for your true male merits:
A voluminous male package
A huge love tool
An immeasurable wand of pleasure

Let her call you a perfect lover!
Improbable things can really happen
.
.

Super dimension for your little soldier

You won’t believe! It’s incredible!
Male feature worthy of Casanova
Your happiness is much closer now


.
Potenzprobleme?

Satisfy her with your large
University Degree
.
.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Satisfy her with your large
University Degree

is a classic! It reminds me of a encounter a friend of mine had. She was very young, petite, pretty, and proper-looking, and was standing at a crosswalk waiting to cross the street. A guy on one of those really huge, ultra-phallic motorcycles pulled up to the stoplight, looked at her, revved his engine loudly and leered at her. She said, "oh dear, you must have a very small penis."

I am getting 2 kinds of weird spam. One set of spam is pushing maternity/pregnancy gear and the other offers me all kinds of tips and discounts for AARP members! I am neither a) pregnant, b) old enough to be in your 50 over 50 show, nor do I have a male package, voluminous or otherwise. But then again, Improbable things can really happen!

cheers,

O

Joanne Mattera said...

Oriane,
But I bet you have a university degree.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I do, but not a large one.

O

Anonymous said...

Wait, it is from a large university. Does that count?