It's happened again. My inbox has grown to, er, huge proportions. Much bigger than I'm used to having. What to do? Another installment of The Penis Monologs, of course. (All phrases guaranteed verbatim.)
Part 1 here
Update Your Penis
Amend your problem of small dimension
Make it large and steady as a rock!
Express your masculinity better!
Boost your virility
Be admired for your true male merits:
A voluminous male package
A huge love tool
An immeasurable wand of pleasure
Let her call you a perfect lover!
Improbable things can really happen
Super dimension for your little soldier
You won’t believe! It’s incredible!
Male feature worthy of Casanova
Your happiness is much closer now
Satisfy her with your large