It's happened again. My inbox has grown to, er, huge proportions. Much bigger than I'm used to having. What to do? Another installment of The Penis Monologs, of course. (All phrases guaranteed verbatim.)
Part 1 here
Update Your Penis
Amend your problem of small dimension
Make it large and steady as a rock!
Express your masculinity better!
Boost your virility
Be admired for your true male merits:
A voluminous male package
A huge love tool
An immeasurable wand of pleasure
Let her call you a perfect lover!
Improbable things can really happen
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Super dimension for your little soldier
You won’t believe! It’s incredible!
Male feature worthy of Casanova
Your happiness is much closer now
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Potenzprobleme?
Satisfy her with your large
University Degree
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Artists Choose Artists
Artist Annell Livingston writes about my work for the new blog, Vasari 21, founded by Ann Landi. Click pic for info and a link
Recent Solo: "Silk Road"
"Joanne Mattera: The Silk Road Series" was at Kenise Barnes Fine Art in Larchmont, New York, May-July. Some paintings are available for viewing at the gallery. Click pic for gallery info
Recent: August Geometry
More than just a summer show. Au-gust: adjective, respected and impressive. At the Marcia Wood Gallery, Atlanta. Click pic for info
Recent
I'm having a great year of exhibitions and catalogs. This volume, published by Space Gallery, Denver, on the occasion of the exhibition, "Pattern: Geometric|Organic," is viewable online and available for sale as a hard-copy volume. Click pic for exhibition info and a link to the catalog. That's my "Chromatic Geometry 29" on the cover
James Panero Reviews Doppler Shift
Writing in The New Criterion, Panero calls Doppler Shift "a smart group show, " noting the work of "artists who interest me most these days." There's a nice shout out to Mary Birmingham, the curator; to Mel Prest, who originated the concept; and to me, among others. Click pic for the review
"Textility," curated by Mary Birmingham and myself for the Visual Art Center of New Jersey, Summit (where Birmingham is the chief curator), looked at contemporary painting, sculpture and work on paper in which textile elements were referenced or employed. The exhibition is over, but you can see this exhibition on line. Click on the links below to read and see more.
Review of Textility
Click pic to access review. Then click on page images to enlarge them for legibility
Thank You, Ivan
Ivan Karp, legendary art dealer, 1926-2012. Photo by Melanie Eve Barocas. Click pick for my tribute to Ivan, where your comments are welcome
New Digital Prints
Above, "Silk Trail 386." Below: "Silk Trail 339." Both 2012, unique digital prints on 11 x 8.5 inch archival Epson paper. Click either image to see more and find out where they are available
Miami Nice from Artcritical
December 2, 2011: “ . . . stand-out exhibits at Aqua included . . . the funky abstractionist stable of Conrad Wilde Gallery of Tucson, Arizona, amongst them the sensual encaustic monochromes of Joanne Mattera and the biomorphic reliefs of Ruth Hiller."--David Cohen, artcritical.com. Click pic for entire review. Above: John Dempcy, Hiller, Mattera
Miles Conrad, director of Conrad Wilde Gallery, Tucson, and me at the Aqua Art Fair. Photo: artcritical.com
Haller holding a photograph of himself with Morandi in the early Sixties. Click pic for story
4 comments:
Satisfy her with your large
University Degree
is a classic! It reminds me of a encounter a friend of mine had. She was very young, petite, pretty, and proper-looking, and was standing at a crosswalk waiting to cross the street. A guy on one of those really huge, ultra-phallic motorcycles pulled up to the stoplight, looked at her, revved his engine loudly and leered at her. She said, "oh dear, you must have a very small penis."
I am getting 2 kinds of weird spam. One set of spam is pushing maternity/pregnancy gear and the other offers me all kinds of tips and discounts for AARP members! I am neither a) pregnant, b) old enough to be in your 50 over 50 show, nor do I have a male package, voluminous or otherwise. But then again, Improbable things can really happen!
cheers,
O
Oriane,
But I bet you have a university degree.
Yes, I do, but not a large one.
O
Wait, it is from a large university. Does that count?
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